for the first and hopefully last time ever, i have...
paraphrased. still funny.
Anonymous Young Gentleman: have you ever written a song about me maryanna?
AYG: why not?
ME: i generally only write when i am confused or upset or angry or have hurt feelings.
AYG: I HATE YOU!
AYG: YOU'RE STUPID!
AYG: I'M GAY!
AYG: (i'm not gay)
AYG: BUT YOU'RE STUPID!
AYG: AND I'M GAY!
AYG: ...can you write a song about me now?